Posted on July 4, 2012 - Filed Under Punch Forum | Comments Off
2 July 2012
Re: Pareng Spines – Ban on plastic and spitting
The Provincial Board writing ordinances like floating garbage, without knowing where it will land, is what this archaic thinking of the survivalist extraordinaire … Alfonso(Fonso)Bince.
But hey, how about Board Member Vondoggle Mark Mendoza? He’s nothing, nada, nein, nyet – just a flunky, a puppet under the beck and call of Fonso Bince.
The non-recyclable libensraum . . .
This polymer-free environment, this all brown paper idea, was proposed in Frisco, but it did not have the legs to stand on – the cost is too much to swallow.
The no spitting zone . . .
Woooo! Are you that serious, Pareng Spines? How could implement and ordinance among the most undisciplined, the most idiotic, the most inept characters you will find that part of Pangalatotland?
How could you enforce the mind-set of the shadow governor of Pangasinan, Fonso Bince, when your own people who goes to the beach behind your … palazzo … dig a hole and dump on it?
If you can’t stop the … SPITTING OF BULLETS and LITTERING OF DEAD BODIES … that abounds – how much more of spittlebugs? Remember, this is Lingayen, and you ain’t no … Lee Kuan Yew … of Singapore.
The ploy . . .
Is this one of those things, that Fonso Bince’s mind concocted to make money in an irrational way?
If you go for this, Pareng Spines, you’ll have to have spittoons scattered all over your realm, and hire – saliva rangers – to police errant violators.
And that’s more pocket money besides the purchase of water pumps, grass cutter, Ford SUVs, and the other money-making-schemes Pangalatots not familiar with.