Posted on May 21, 2012 - Filed Under Punch Forum | Comments Off
20 May 2012
Re: Deretsahan – all the right moves
As always, Sr. Bebot Villar, is all gaga, all effusive in his desire to tell Pangalatots how … Pareng Spines … is the man for all seasons (wet ‘n dry) for the throne at Urduja.
Sana magkatotoo ito . . .
Parang dihins ka sigurado na mananalo siya? Huwag kang magaalaala dahil si Boy Bataoil ay hindi tatakbo laban kay Pareng Spines.
Silang dalawa ay parang pinagtabi na buto(seeds) ng … chicharo.
The doubting Thomas from Santo Tomas . . .
Has doubts Pareng Spines getting elected? There’re several reasons I can hold unto, but I will give you the most one year in advance.
Remember, when Fernando Poe, Jr. ran against Gloria Arroyo, lest you forget?
Out of 10 barrios of Santo Tomas who voted that fateful day in November, 2004 … nobody, I repeat nobody, not even a single rabid dog or an unknown drunk in that town, voted for FPJ.
Pretty damn amazing to some, but to those in the know, the people of this sleepy town doesn’t move or vote without your express consent.
The dynasty . . .
Vivien and Timoteo Villar, your wife and son, are Mayor and Vice Mayor respectively.
So, I predict with certitude, more accurate than – Nostradamus – anybody who runs against Pareng Spines will surely bite the dust.
It’s a done deal!