Dreaming of the lady in red

Posted on July 24, 2007 - Filed Under Punch Forum |

Edener Benitez Fabella
24 July 2007

 

I experienced the weirdest dream ever last night.

There she was the lady in red on the dais in all her splendor. She started regaling her audience saying 'SONAmashet' just look at what I had accomplished in just 6 years?

To my critics, 'SONAfabitches' better stay the hell outta my way or never see another drop dead gorgeous like me in your miserable life. They claimed, I am only dreaming saying, I have neither the wherewithal and temperament turning this country first world in 20 years? Such hogwash this compost doomsayers and belittlers entreating the non believers.

To usher success to this goal, I am excited to announce appointment to my cabinet Mr. Ali Baba. He will be my secretary for Hocus Pocus Magizmos in charge of magic kingdom. Days of carnappers are nearing their end once Mr. Ali Baba makes it official LRT, MRT, Saraos and Franciscos becoming obsolete and to be replaced by state of the art 'flying carpet' Gone will be the daily horrendous traffic snarls and the itch of the Arabians to stick it in you know what.

Few years ago on a similar occasion, we witness a success which I have themed 'bangkang papel'. Today, another success is in progress. The theme is 'bangkay patay' which is turning out more popular thanks to my generals.

My critics are again blaming me for people disappearing? Why on earth for my goodness. Even Ringling and Barnum Bailey circus troupe get into this act here today gone tomorrow? It's all part of being enchantee doing it to the enchandead.

Problem is, critics only have one agenda and that is to hit me where it hurt most. Little do they know I am a survivor of the No Pain No Gain followings. I eat crocodile jerkeys for breakfast?

Ibig kong sabihin mahal kong kababayans, kung pakapalan nang mukha ang trip nila, marami pa silang tablang kakainin.

To my critics I say to you either you accept the grip, or you'll get the drip. I really thought it was enough to jolt me into my senses.

It turned out, the one that got me shaken up was the rumor of two elected congressmen brothers leading the applauses eager beavers. It wasn't true.

When TV crew fanned out the gallery, it showed invited orangutans from Sabah Malaysia and rapacious crocodiles from Mindanao singing and dancing 'let's have a celebration now'. They were ecstatic the lady in red is one of them. I think I need a roll of Rolaids now.

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