Better luck next time

Posted on September 29, 2006 - Filed Under Punch Forum |

Eduardo Pontaoe
29 Sept 2006

On Flooding in Dagupan

Mr. Darius Rayos:

Alright. When you go home to take a well-deserved vacation don't you forget to bring with you a scuba gear in case the need arises. You need also a fishing rod when the situation demands that you wouldn't go to the sea to try your luck but in front of your house. Would you?

These are the privileges that your esteemed mayor The Benjie had provided for Balikbayans like you to enjoy your stay. And if ever your CR at home is clogged you can go to the public market and use the toilet which you claimed as clean as the Texas prairie where you came from. However, if the end result of your glorification of The Benjie did not come to your expectations….I say, "clamp shut".

Better luck next time…bud.