GMA's 'Enchanted Kingdom'
Posted on June 16, 2006 - Filed Under Punch Forum |
Edener Benitez Fabella
16 June 2006
Ate Glo Labandera Ina ng Bayan proudly announced last month during a gathering of businesses and employers of her vision of transforming our country of scam artist, cheats, liars, election manipulators, corrupt and out of control PNP and AFP to an enchanted kingdom towards road to first world in 20 years. I have not been sleeping well since then. I can’t help feeling excited on the prospect of a Philippines where Filipinos can mingle without one or two getting murdered at the end of the day. It will mark a new dawn when politicians will be wearing white gowns sans pockets on their way to the forum. Without pockets, briefcases and bags in their person, the urge to steal and grab anything that moves will be a thing in the past. In our enchanted Kingdom, we have a president who is loved, respected and more importantly - someone we elected to the office. This way, no president need not be subjected to heckling everywhere he/she goes and one who will never see a 79% disapproval poll from the people. The day we see police officers utilizing their God given brains distinguishing right from wrong, standing firm against superiors ordering them to do illegal activities against helpless citizens, we will know we are nearing the gate of Ate Glo enchanted kingdom. How to get there in the meantime is the million dollar question. Sure we want solutions, who doesn’t? Judge Real of federal district court of Hawaii cautioned Philippine government against transferring Marcos Swiss loot amounting to USD$700+millions to government coffers fearing this amount allegedly looted from the country will disappear in a minute including money awarded to the human right victims. He was right! What Ate Glo wants (like Cleopatra) Ate Glo gets and voila her solution? EO 464. Why even the district of Makati city our local version of the Wall Street got on the list of those who received fertilizers from Engineer (Jesse James educated operator) JokeJoke Bolate. Solution? Disappear in thin air like Engineer Garci (famous mathematician for Ate Glo who knew how to count a million plus more).Now it seems Ate Glo is again tempted to shove this ChaCha uuga-uga train down on every Filipino’s throat like she is changing underwear. She likes to re-arrange everything especially when the gullible are either hungry or sleeping. She is a wonderful problem solver. All at once at the strike of her wand voila! no more unemployment, classroom shortage and all the volcanoes erupting at the same time. It is history repeating. Mt. Pinatubo erupted and when we woke up the next day, Clark and Subic are back to the Filipinos. Could Malacanang be the next to be delivered by these fed up volcanoes?
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